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The Nomadic Peoples of
Moralistic Democracy
I'm Not Dead Yet!
Influence
Contender
NP@
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Cardmania90015

Population4.635 billion

Currency422
Animal42

The Nomadic Peoples of Cardmania90015 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.635 billion Cardmania90015ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90015ian economy, worth 624 trillion 422s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,716 422s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,755 per year while the poor average 35,001, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, you can tell when Cardmania90015ians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, and Cardmania90015 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90015's national animal is the 42, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania90015's influence in Majorkills Wasteland rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, Cardmania90015 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, you can tell when Cardmania90015ians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Cardmania90015 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90015, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Cardmania90015's influence in Majorkills Wasteland rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".

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