by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,675thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,618th
The Queendom of
Moralistic Democracy
Forward unto the dawn
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Hermit
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Some
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Cardmania900132

Population6.681 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalVulture

The Queendom of Cardmania900132 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.681 billion Cardmania900132ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 61.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900132ian economy, worth 779 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,615 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gun ownership is compulsory, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, and trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900132's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900132 is ranked 120,096th in the world and 1st in abrading for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.7 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,675thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,129thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,618thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,793rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,624thLargest Black Market: 5,519thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,241stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,660thMost Devout: 8,753rdMost Armed: 9,525thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,498thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,339thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,214thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,741stMost Subsidized Industry: 24,341stMost Avoided: 24,634th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania900132 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900132, trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900132, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
  • : Cardmania900132 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900132, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Cardmania900132 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900132, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Cardmania900132 was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900132, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900132, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".

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