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Largest Agricultural Sector: 646thLargest Black Market: 4,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,789th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I'm Not Dead Yet!
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Cardmania90012

Population3.268 billion

CurrencyDenero
Animalardvarke

The Constitutional Monarchy of Cardmania90012 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.268 billion Cardmania90012ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The all-consuming Cardmania90012ian economy, worth 394 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,727 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The sun now sets on the Cardmania90012ian Empire, communists in Cardmania90012 note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90012's national animal is the ardvarke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cardmania90012 is ranked 19,908th in the world and 1st in United Compass Front for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,174.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 646thTop
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Largest Black Market: 4,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,789thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,651stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,928thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,717thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,745thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,993rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,852ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,908thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,349thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,861stHighest Average Incomes: 22,593rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania90012's influence in United Compass Front rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90012, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90012, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90012, communists in Cardmania90012 note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90012, the sun now sets on the Cardmania90012ian Empire.
  • : Cardmania90012 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Cardmania90012's influence in United Compass Front rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90012, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Cardmania90012 has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90012, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90012, Cardmania90012 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.

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