The Season Two Stash of Cardhoard02 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Card Hoarder with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The humorless, devout population of 4.607 billion Cardhoarders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Card Vault. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardhoardian economy, worth 632 trillion Trading Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,245 Trading Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardhoard02's national animal is the Season 2 Card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoarding Cards.

Cardhoard02 is ranked 330,354^th in the world and 7^th in The Cardhoard for Most Cultured, scoring 40 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.