The Oppressed Peoples of CardFarmer78667252 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, teetotalling pirates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.887 billion Card Farmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noticeable Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 92.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 2,117 trillion florins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 268,527 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and the Card Farmer Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer78667252's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
CardFarmer78667252 is ranked 1,489th in the world and 4th in CardoTerraFormation for Fattest Citizens, with 51.59 Obesity Rate.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, the Card Farmer Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
- : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
- : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
- : CardFarmer78667252 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Leader's window to draw attention to their issues.
- : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes.
- : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
