The Oppressed Peoples of CardFarmer78667252 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.769 billion Card Farmers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noticeable Card Farm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth 583 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,700 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CardFarmer78667252's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CardFarmer78667252 is ranked 90,575^th in the world and 3^rd in CardoTerraFormation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,316.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.