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Most Ignorant Citizens: 525thLargest Mining Sector: 1,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,856th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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CardFarmer78667252

Population3.769 billion

CapitalNoticeable Card Farm

Currencyflorin
Animalleopard

The Oppressed Peoples of CardFarmer78667252 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.769 billion Card Farmers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noticeable Card Farm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth 583 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,700 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CardFarmer78667252's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CardFarmer78667252 is ranked 90,575th in the world and 3rd in CardoTerraFormation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,316.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 525thLargest Mining Sector: 1,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,856thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,496thMost Armed: 2,620thLargest Black Market: 2,952ndMost Devout: 3,388thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,421stMost Avoided: 5,113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,347thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,886thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,947thNudest: 6,174thLargest Retail Industry: 7,368thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,040thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,661stMost Authoritarian: 15,042ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,579thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,482ndLargest Publishing Industry: 21,581st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, dessert dishes make up the Card Farmer breakfast menu.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground.
  • : CardFarmer78667252 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer78667252, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business.

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