The United Socialist States of CardFarmer34363770 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.832 billion Card Farmers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 1,785 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,930 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer34363770's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CardFarmer34363770 is ranked 18,008^th in the world and 6^th in CardoTerraFormation for Most Influential, scoring 2,617 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.