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Most Corrupt Governments: 520thMost Ignorant Citizens: 960thMost Devout: 1,043rd
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
By The People For The People
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

CardFarmer34363770

Population7.832 billion

Currencypeso
Animaltiger

The United Socialist States of CardFarmer34363770 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.832 billion Card Farmers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 1,785 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,930 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer34363770's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CardFarmer34363770 is ranked 18,008th in the world and 6th in CardoTerraFormation for Most Influential, scoring 2,617 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
1%
Most Corrupt Governments: 520thMost Ignorant Citizens: 960thMost Devout: 1,043rdMost Avoided: 1,190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,293rdFattest Citizens: 1,367thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,535thLargest Black Market: 1,658thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,945thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,006thMost Armed: 2,600thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,932ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,986thLargest Mining Sector: 3,224thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,812thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,905thHighest Average Incomes: 5,213thNudest: 7,565thHighest Economic Output: 11,119thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,293rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,854thMost Patriotic: 12,923rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,252ndTop
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Largest Governments: 13,360thMost Authoritarian: 15,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,981stMost Stationary: 17,048thMost Influential: 18,008thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,893rdLowest Crime Rates: 24,057th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CardFarmer34363770 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 5% for Largest Governments and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer34363770, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer34363770, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer34363770, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer34363770, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer34363770, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer34363770, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer34363770, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer34363770, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer34363770, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.

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