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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 273rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 546thMost Ignorant Citizens: 956th
The Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
Pride and Industry
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

CardFarmer27595921

Population3.731 billion

CapitalGood Old Card Farm

Currencyruble
Animaldolphin

The Queendom of CardFarmer27595921 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.731 billion Card Farmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Good Old Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth 598 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,485 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bambi has been banned, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and fish with fish chips have become the new Card Farmer food staple. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CardFarmer27595921's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

CardFarmer27595921 is ranked 4,460th in the world and 1st in CardoTerraFormation for Nudest, with 1,168.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 273rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 546thMost Ignorant Citizens: 956thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,516thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,556thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,574thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,649thTop
5%
Most Devout: 2,337thMost Avoided: 2,424thLargest Mining Sector: 2,617thLargest Black Market: 2,861stMost Primitive: 3,393rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,116thNudest: 4,460thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,622ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,436thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,314thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 11,438thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,279thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,401stLargest Governments: 18,008thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,324th
Top
10%
Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer27595921, fish with fish chips have become the new Card Farmer food staple.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer27595921, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer27595921, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer27595921, Bambi has been banned.
  • : CardFarmer27595921 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer27595921, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer27595921, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer27595921, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : CardFarmer27595921 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer27595921, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.

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