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Most Ignorant Citizens: 353rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 489thMost Avoided: 499th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

CardFarmer09123235

Population7.594 billion

CapitalCentral Card Farm

Currencyrupee
Animaleagle

The Free Land of CardFarmer09123235 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.594 billion Card Farmers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Card Farm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth 974 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,361 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, the well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CardFarmer09123235's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

CardFarmer09123235 is ranked 17,285th in the world and 3rd in CardoTerraFormation for Most Stationary, with 1,281.25597166232 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 353rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 489thMost Avoided: 499thMost Corrupt Governments: 594thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 606thLargest Mining Sector: 613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 654thHighest Crime Rates: 729thFattest Citizens: 1,045thMost Devout: 1,909thMost Primitive: 1,967thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,558thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,129thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,147thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,975thLargest Retail Industry: 5,658thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,742ndRudest Citizens: 5,771stNudest: 7,303rdLargest Black Market: 7,942ndMost Armed: 7,965thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,843rdMost Stationary: 17,285thMost Influential: 18,548thHighest Economic Output: 22,040thHighest Average Incomes: 22,414thMost Efficient Economies: 25,470th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, the well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, martial law has been declared and the populace is kept under tight control.
  • : CardFarmer09123235 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, Card Farmer doors require a Ph.D. to open.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain'.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, there is something rotten in the state of CardFarmer09123235.

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