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Largest Mining Sector: 1,511th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,471st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,604th
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

CardFarmer09123235

Population1.532 billion

CapitalCentral Card Farm

Currencyrupee
Animaleagle

The Free Land of CardFarmer09123235 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.532 billion Card Farmers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth 237 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,276 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can be found working in factories, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, the government is a law unto itself, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer09123235's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

CardFarmer09123235 is ranked 63,220th in the world and 3rd in CardoTerraFormation for Highest Drug Use, scoring 72.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,511thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,471stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,630thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,863rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,915thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,019thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,377thMost Avoided: 3,634thLargest Black Market: 3,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,711thMost Primitive: 5,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,659thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,997thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,173rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,202ndMost Secular: 9,497thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,766thMost Efficient Economies: 11,028thHighest Average Incomes: 11,345thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,127thMost Authoritarian: 12,642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,571stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,096thLargest Retail Industry: 15,292nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CardFarmer09123235 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels.
  • : CardFarmer09123235 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer09123235, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.

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