The Free Land of CardFarmer09123235 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.532 billion Card Farmers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth 237 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,276 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can be found working in factories, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, the government is a law unto itself, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer09123235's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

CardFarmer09123235 is ranked 63,220^th in the world and 3^rd in CardoTerraFormation for Highest Drug Use, scoring 72.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.