The Free Land of CardFarmer09123235 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.594 billion Card Farmers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Card Farm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth 974 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,361 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, the well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CardFarmer09123235's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

CardFarmer09123235 is ranked 17,285^th in the world and 3^rd in CardoTerraFormation for Most Stationary, with 1,281.25597166232 days.