The Republic of Card Kingdom is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 567 million Mypropertians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.5%.

The powerhouse Card Kingdomian economy, worth 48.4 trillion Banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 85,365 Banks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

A speech a day keeps climate change away, trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes, awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Card Kingdom's national animal is the Almighty Card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Kingdom is ranked 46,028^th in the world and 2,108^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 66.76 on the Human Development Index.