The Dainty Dragon Dominion of Card Kingdom is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fenlon The Fair with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.104 billion Darling Dragons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Venue Of Lovely Glamor. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Charming economy, worth 918 trillion Alluring Aromas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 223,850 Alluring Aromas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, and appendix transplant figures have recently doubled. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Card Kingdom's national animal is the Ravishing Wyvern, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sweet Sugarly Saccharine Syndicate.

Card Kingdom is ranked 216,059^th in the world and 8,174^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.15 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.