The Dainty Dragon Dominion of Card Kingdom is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fenlon The Fair with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.625 billion Darling Dragons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Venue Of Lovely Glamor. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Charming economy, worth 490 trillion Alluring Aromas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 186,869 Alluring Aromas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Card Kingdom's national animal is the Ravishing Wyvern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sweet Sugarly Saccharine Syndicate.

Card Kingdom is ranked 8,632^nd in the world and 420^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,639.85 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.