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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,974thLargest Mining Sector: 10,404thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,984th
The Most Serene Republic of
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Guarding you from the worst
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Civil Rights
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Card Insurance

Population732 million

Currencybitcoin
Animalbeaver

The Most Serene Republic of Card Insurance is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 732 million Card Insuranceans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Card Insurancean economy, worth 76.5 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,453 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Insurance's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Insurance is ranked 161,662nd in the world and 2,538th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 732 million Capita.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,974thLargest Mining Sector: 10,404thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14,984thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,929thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,483rdHealthiest Citizens: 20,182ndLongest Average Lifespans: 22,135thMost Developed: 22,640thBest Weather: 23,215th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 131st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 358th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 379th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 506th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 604th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 649th in the regionMost Developed: 697th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 723rd in the regionBest Weather: 796th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 805th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Card Insurance, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Card Insurance, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Insurance, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Insurance, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Insurance, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Card Insurance was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Insurance, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Insurance, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Insurance, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Card Insurance was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.

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