The Kingdom of Card Harbor II is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 170 million Card Harborians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The strong Card Harbor IIian economy, worth 8.64 trillion waves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,805 waves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Harbor II's national animal is the trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Card Harbor II is ranked 63,661^st in the world and 2^nd in The United Colonies of Blue Harbor for Most Secular, with 19.41 Atheism Rate.