The Kingdom of Card Harbor I is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 182 million Card Harborians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Card Harbor Iian economy, worth 7.33 trillion waves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 40,286 waves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, every workday begins with group therapy, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Harbor I's national animal is the trout.

Card Harbor I is ranked 272,505^th in the world and 9^th in The United Colonies of Blue Harbor for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Hickory Productivity Index.