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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,631stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,775th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Funneling cards to the Vault
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Card Funnel 13

Population1.743 billion

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Animalcard

The Republic of Card Funnel 13 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The quiet, industrious population of 1.743 billion Card Funnel 13ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.

The strong Card Funnel 13ian economy, worth 113 trillion cards a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,189 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,439 per year while the poor average 8,716, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, children are raised bilingual from an early age, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Funnel 13's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Funnel 13 is ranked 208,287th in the world and 20th in Card Corp for Smartest Citizens, with 21.27 quips per hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,631stTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 26,775th
Top
5%
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Funnel 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Card Funnel 13's influence in Card Corp rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Card Funnel 13, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Funnel 13, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Card Funnel 13 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Card Funnel 13, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Funnel 13, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Funnel 13, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Funnel 13, the well-to-do in Card Corp are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Funnel 13, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.

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