The Community of Card for Bob9 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.464 billion Card for Bob9ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NES. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Card for Bob9ian economy, worth 751 trillion lire a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,625 lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,818 per year while the poor average 16,465, a ratio of 24.8 to 1.

The skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Card For Bob9ian Desert, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, the new Leopard Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Card for Bob9ian citizenship in droves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card for Bob9's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card for Bob9 is ranked 77,516^th in the world and 1^st in Nintendo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.91 law-abiding acts per hour.