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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,117thMost Armed: 10,332ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,112th
The Community of
Authoritarian Democracy
Bob of Zelda
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Card for Bob12

Population3.133 billion

Capitalhyrule

Currencyguilder
Animalparrot

The Community of Card for Bob12 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.133 billion Card for Bob12ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hyrule. The average income tax rate is 49.5%.

The strong Card for Bob12ian economy, worth 199 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,696 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and home renovation shows are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card for Bob12's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Card for Bob12 is ranked 121,528th in the world and 8th in Hyrule for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 868.46 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Top
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,117thMost Armed: 10,332ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,112thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 14,145thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,742ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,649th
Top
10%
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card for Bob12 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Card for Bob12's influence in Hyrule rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Card for Bob12, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Card for Bob12 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Card for Bob12, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Card for Bob12, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Card for Bob12, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
  • : Following new legislation in Card for Bob12, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships.
  • : Card for Bob12 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Card for Bob12 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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