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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,287thMost Devout: 6,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,865th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Card Farmer 88

Population7.367 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 88 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.367 billion Card Farmer 88ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 88ian economy, worth 766 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 104,039 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and there are no more heroes any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 88's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 88 is ranked 256,159th in the world and 2,397th in Birb for Most Beautiful Environments, with 42.32 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,287thTop
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Most Devout: 6,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,865thLargest Mining Sector: 10,760thLargest Black Market: 11,443rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,937thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,655thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,816thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,418thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,964th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 93rd in the regionLargest Populations: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd in the regionMost Stationary: 164th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 175th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 307th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Card Farmer 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Card Farmer 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Card Farmer 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Card Farmer 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Card Farmer 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Card Farmer 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Card Farmer 88's influence in Birb fell from "Truckler" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Card Farmer 88's influence in Birb rose from "Zero" to "Truckler".
  • : Card Farmer 88 relocated from The North Pacific to Birb.

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