The Republic of Card Farmer 761 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.639 billion Card Farmer 761ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 761ian economy, worth 349 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,623 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Card Farmer 761's border, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 761's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 761 is ranked 19,347^th in the world and 643^rd in Birb for Largest Black Market, with 23.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.