The Republic of Card Farmer 607 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.833 billion Card Farmer 607ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 607ian economy, worth 644 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,275 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 607's national animal is the farming, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Farmer 607 is ranked 219,972^nd in the world and 2,023^rd in Birb for Fattest Citizens, with 8.94 Obesity Rate.