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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,340thLargest Mining Sector: 4,094thMost Devout: 5,971st
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Card Farmer 59

Population7.872 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 59 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.872 billion Card Farmer 59ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 59ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 133,205 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 419,032 per year while the poor average 32,399, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, and the Card Farmer 59ian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 59's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 59 is ranked 13,052nd in the world and 1,033rd in Birb for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,865.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,340thLargest Mining Sector: 4,094thMost Devout: 5,971stMost Armed: 7,350thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,974thLargest Black Market: 10,441stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,707thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,125thMost Efficient Economies: 12,518thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,052ndTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,040thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,483rdLargest Retail Industry: 18,381stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,672ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,106thHighest Economic Output: 20,692ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,779thLowest Crime Rates: 20,790thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,273rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,775thMost Cultured: 21,815thMost Influential: 25,841stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,892ndMost Patriotic: 25,949th
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Most Stationary: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Populations: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 131st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 167th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 212th in the regionMost Armed: 236th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 254th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 255th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 259th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 272nd in the regionMost Cultured: 313th in the regionMost Politically Free: 315th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 317th in the regionMost Devout: 323rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 335th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 59 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : Card Farmer 59 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Card Farmer 59 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 59 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 59 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Card Farmer 59 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Card Farmer 59 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Card Farmer 59 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Card Farmer 59's influence in Birb fell from "Truckler" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Card Farmer 59's influence in Birb rose from "Zero" to "Truckler".

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