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Nudest: 6,457thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,649thMost Devout: 7,373rd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Card Farmer 572

Population4.763 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 572 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.763 billion Card Farmer 572ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 572ian economy, worth 538 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 113,001 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, the military struggles with recruitment, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, and recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 572's national animal is the farming, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Farmer 572 is ranked 30,780th in the world and 834th in Birb for Smartest Citizens, with 48.06 quips per hour.

Top
5%
Nudest: 6,457thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,649thMost Devout: 7,373rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,444thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,824thMost Efficient Economies: 11,425thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,982ndTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 15,257thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,286thMost Developed: 17,609thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,092ndMost Cultured: 19,550thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,355thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,730thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,266thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,715thLowest Crime Rates: 23,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,141stLargest Governments: 25,229th
Top
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 76th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 141st in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 206th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 230th in the regionMost Cultured: 234th in the regionRudest Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Developed: 316th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 572 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Card Farmer 572's influence in Birb rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Card Farmer 572 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Largest Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 572's influence in Birb rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Card Farmer 572's influence in Birb fell from "Sprat" to "Nipper".
  • : Card Farmer 572's influence in Birb rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Card Farmer 572 relocated from The North Pacific to Birb.
  • : Card Farmer 572 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Card Farmer 572 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Vaf high command, curing 13 million infected.
  • : Card Farmer 572 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Vaf high command, curing 14 million infected.

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