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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,639thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,977thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,461st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Card Farmer 444

Population3.424 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 444 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.424 billion Card Farmer 444ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 444ian economy, worth 478 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,747 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, the might of the entire Card Farmer 444ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, and small shoes often wash up on the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 444's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 444 is ranked 158,095th in the world and 2,038th in Birb for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,639thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,977thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,461stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,041stLargest Black Market: 8,247thLargest Mining Sector: 9,122ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,977thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,198thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,498thHighest Average Incomes: 16,143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,010thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,794thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,111th
Top
1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionTop
5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 91st in the regionLargest Black Market: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 104th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 118th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 140th in the regionTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 171st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 215th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 269th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 444 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Card Farmer 444 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Card Farmer 444 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Card Farmer 444 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Card Farmer 444 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Card Farmer 444 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Card Farmer 444 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Card Farmer 444 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Card Farmer 444 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Card Farmer 444 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.

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