The Republic of Card Farmer 400 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.318 billion Card Farmer 400ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 400ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,576 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Card Farmer 400, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 400's national animal is the farming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Farmer 400 is ranked 57,143^rd in the world and 201^st in Birb for Most Beautiful Environments, with 631.87 pounds of wildlife per square mile.