The Republic of Card Farmer 3439 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.792 billion Card Farmer 3439ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The Card Farmer 3439ian economy, worth 230 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,821 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and citizens must pay to enjoy Card Farmer 3439's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 3439's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 3439 is ranked 37,681^st in the world and 1,781^st in Birb for Most Influential, scoring 1,183 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.