The Republic of Card Farmer 3303 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.478 billion Card Farmer 3303ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Card Farmer 3303ian economy, worth 177 trillion cards a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,039 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 3303's national animal is the farming, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Card Farmer 3303 is ranked 23,599^th in the world and 372^nd in Birb for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.