by Max Barry

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Largest Gambling Industry: 9,057thMost Armed: 11,224thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,677th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Card Farming
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Card Farmer 3303

Population3.478 billion


The Republic of Card Farmer 3303 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.478 billion Card Farmer 3303ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Card Farmer 3303ian economy, worth 177 trillion cards a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,039 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 3303's national animal is the farming, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Card Farmer 3303 is ranked 23,599th in the world and 372nd in Birb for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 9,057thMost Armed: 11,224thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,677thLargest Retail Industry: 16,847thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,919thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,599thFattest Citizens: 25,069th
Largest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 215th in the region

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