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Most Rebellious Youth: 18,893rdSafest: 21,224thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,718th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Card Farming
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Card Farmer 3245

Population3.735 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 3245 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.735 billion Card Farmer 3245ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.4%.

The Card Farmer 3245ian economy, worth 159 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,715 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and it is said that a Card Farmer 3245ian woman's work is never done. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 3245's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 3245 is ranked 197,107th in the world and 3,028th in Birb for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 28.29 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 18,893rdSafest: 21,224thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,718thMost Pacifist: 25,337th
Top
5%
Safest: 152nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 226th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 263rd in the regionMost Secular: 282nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 3245 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Card Farmer 3245 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Card Farmer 3245 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Card Farmer 3245 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Card Farmer 3245 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Card Farmer 3245 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Card Farmer 3245 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Card Farmer 3245 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Card Farmer 3245 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Card Farmer 3245's influence in Birb fell from "Apprentice" to "Shoeshiner".

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