The Republic of Card Farmer 2981 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 3.848 billion Card Farmer 2981ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The large but inefficient Card Farmer 2981ian economy, worth 154 trillion cards a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,186 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, foreign visitors who show an interest in Card Farmer 2981ian politics are immediately deported, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 2981's national animal is the farming.

Card Farmer 2981 is ranked 91,789^th in the world and 1,326^th in Birb for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,554.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.