The Republic of Card Farmer 2943 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.79 billion Card Farmer 2943ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.2%.

The strong Card Farmer 2943ian economy, worth 220 trillion cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,102 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Card Farmer 2943ian Moonshine", fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 2943's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 2943 is ranked 158,846^th in the world and 2,317^th in Birb for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 315.51 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.