The Republic of Card Farmer 266 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.183 billion Card Farmer 266ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 266ian economy, worth 886 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 123,440 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, and unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 266's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 266 is ranked 244,539^th in the world and 1,763^rd in Birb for Most Beautiful Environments, with 174.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.