The Republic of Card Farmer 2219 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.864 billion Card Farmer 2219ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.

The Card Farmer 2219ian economy, worth 115 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,962 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Postcards from Card Farmer 2219ian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, supervisors in Card Farmer 2219 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is moderate. Card Farmer 2219's national animal is the farming, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Card Farmer 2219 is ranked 45,832^nd in the world and 959^th in Birb for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,157.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.