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Most Armed: 4,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,410thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,508th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Card Farmer 1691

Population3.535 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 1691 is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.535 billion Card Farmer 1691ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 1691ian economy, worth 365 trillion cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,453 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 1691's national animal is the farming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Farmer 1691 is ranked 142,310th in the world and 1,418th in Birb for Most Avoided, scoring 2.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 4,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,410thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,508thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,057thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,003rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,422ndTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,354thMost Devout: 14,904thLargest Black Market: 15,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,886thMost Cultured: 22,013thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,670thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,006th
Top
5%
Most Armed: 115th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 165th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 198th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 282nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 331st in the regionMost Cultured: 344th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 1691 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Card Farmer 1691 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Card Farmer 1691 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 1691 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 1691 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 1691 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Card Farmer 1691 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Card Farmer 1691's influence in Birb rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Card Farmer 1691 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 1691 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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