The UPC of Card Clone 091 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.963 billion Card Clone 091ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Clone 091ian economy, worth 654 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,836 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, every day at 4am Card Clone 091ians wake to pray for the sun to rise, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Clone 091's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Card Clone 091 is ranked 37,445^th in the world and 362^nd in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.8 law-abiding acts per hour.