The UPC of Card clone 027 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.217 billion Card clone 027ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 58.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Card clone 027ian economy, worth 764 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,948 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card clone 027's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card clone 027 is ranked 51,835^th in the world and 532^nd in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.66 law-abiding acts per hour.