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The End of
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Card Cleaver

Population1.003 billion

CapitalBardcoard

Currencycard scap
Animalpaper tiger

The End of Card Cleaver is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.003 billion Card Cleavers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bardcoard. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cleavage economy, worth 95.6 trillion card scaps a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,291 card scaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, Tourism facilities are being turned into paper tiger habitats, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Cleaver's national animal is the paper tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Cleaver is ranked 184,399th in the world and 22nd in Trading Cards for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 4,813thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,287thBest Weather: 8,287thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,432ndMost Pacifist: 10,828thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,394thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,832ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,238thSafest: 13,695thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,597thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,141stMost Inclusive: 17,217thNicest Citizens: 17,648thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,880thHighest Food Quality: 19,867thHealthiest Citizens: 21,114thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,845thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,418th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Cleaver was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Card Cleaver resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Card Cleaver resigned as Cardboard of Trading Cards.
  • : Card Cleaver lodged a message on the Trading Cards Regional Message Board.
  • : Card Cleaver changed its national motto to "Adieu!" and its nation type to "End".
  • : Card Cleaver altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, Tourism facilities are being turned into paper tiger habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.

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