The Gay Subtext of Carathetopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cara Morgan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.098 billion Carathetopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qamont. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Carathetopian economy, worth 378 trillion leips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,442 leips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Carathetopian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, Carathetopian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Cara Morgan, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Carathetopia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Carathetopia is ranked 223,129^th in the world and 268^th in The Black Hawks for Most Primitive, scoring -210.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.