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Most Inclusive: 242nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 300th Highest Poor Incomes: 329th
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Caracasus

Population8.129 billion

CapitalJevellit Metropolitan District
LeaderThe Council Elect
FaithAgnosticism

CurrencyTiny elephant figurine
AnimalElephant

The United Socialist States of Caracasus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Council Elect with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.129 billion Caracasusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jevellit Metropolitan District. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caracasusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,408 trillion Tiny elephant figurines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 296,281 Tiny elephant figurines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Caracasus's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Caracasus is ranked 160,697th in the world and 322nd in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -32.71 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Inclusive: 242ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 300thHighest Poor Incomes: 329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 486thMost Developed: 510thLeast Corrupt Governments: 517thMost Scientifically Advanced: 544thHighest Average Tax Rates: 568thNicest Citizens: 581stLargest Governments: 585thMost Subsidized Industry: 600thLongest Average Lifespans: 624thSmartest Citizens: 630thMost Compassionate Citizens: 640thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 677thLargest Information Technology Sector: 712thMost Cheerful Citizens: 762ndHealthiest Citizens: 864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 937thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,175thMost Cultured: 1,295thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,319thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,486thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,559thHighest Average Incomes: 1,591stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,660thSafest: 1,890thLowest Crime Rates: 2,011thBest Weather: 2,187thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,280thHighest Drug Use: 2,477thMost Influential: 3,042ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,279thHighest Economic Output: 4,295thMost Efficient Economies: 4,746thMost Pacifist: 5,896thNudest: 6,703rdMost Secular: 6,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,093rdTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,261stMost Income Equality: 9,282ndMost Stationary: 9,951stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,454thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,933rd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caracasus, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Caracasus lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Caracasus, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Caracasus, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Caracasus, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Caracasus, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Caracasus, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Caracasus, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
  • : Following new legislation in Caracasus, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Caracasusian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Caracasus, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.

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