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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,568thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,713thLargest Retail Industry: 12,793rd
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
By The People For The People
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Carabach

Population982 million

CapitalNew-Basterdand
LeaderConor McMichael

CurrencyCarabach Dollar
Animalporpoise

The People's Republic of Carabach is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Conor McMichael with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-working population of 982 million Carabachians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Basterdand. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.

The thriving Carabachian economy, worth 65.4 trillion Carabach Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,615 Carabach Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Conor McMichael's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and the Federal Council of Carabach has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carabach's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Carabach is ranked 89,339th in the world and 2,182nd in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,838.44 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,568thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,713thLargest Retail Industry: 12,793rdTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 14,216thMost Average: 23,728th
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Most Average: 215th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 253rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 301st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 436th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 613th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Carabach's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Carabach changed its national leader to "Conor McMichael".
  • : Following new legislation in Carabach, the Federal Council of Carabach has been announced as the new Head of State.
  • : Following new legislation in Carabach, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Carabach, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Carabach, they say that Conor McMichael's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Carabach, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Carabach, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
  • : Carabach altered its national flag.
  • : Carabach's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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