The Summatory Socialist Republic of Captiotia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Quincy-Claude Green with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.135 billion Captiot are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malachi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Captiotian economy, worth a remarkable 3,947 trillion Pokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 279,248 Pokoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, claims of miracles are met with calls to eradicate religion as superstitious nonsense, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown. Captiotia's national animal is the Fancy Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Captiotia is ranked 242,188^th in the world and 8,207^th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -18.65 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.