The Summatory Socialist Republic of Captiotia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Quincy Green with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.21 billion Captiot enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malachi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Captiotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,625 trillion Pokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 257,149 Pokoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, glamping Captiot won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, and late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Quincy Green's questionably sane new coalition partners. Crime is totally unknown. Captiotia's national animal is the Fancy Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Captiotia is ranked 160,143^rd in the world and 30^th in Furry Antifascist Alliance for Most Pro-Market, scoring -81.67 on the Rand Index.