The Summatory Socialist Republic of Captiotia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Quincy Green with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.257 billion Captiot love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malachi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Captiotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,992 trillion Pokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 265,843 Pokoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, Malachi spends billions upgrading public transport, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime is totally unknown. Captiotia's national animal is the Fancy Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Captiotia is ranked 159,017^th in the world and 47^th in Furry Antifascist Alliance for Most Pro-Market, scoring -87.67 on the Rand Index.