The Summatory Socialist Republic of Captiotia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Claude Newton Delano with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.813 billion Captiot love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malachi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Captiotian economy, worth a remarkable 3,557 trillion Pokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 277,670 Pokoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, Claude Newton Delano's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Captiot can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and the government spends millions of Pokoes every year prosecuting spammers. Crime is totally unknown. Captiotia's national animal is the Fancy Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Captiotia is ranked 204,764^th in the world and 2^nd in Red Archipelago for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -19.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.