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Largest Welfare Programs: 92nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 143rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 193rd
The Summatory Socialist Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
All for one, one for all.
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Captiotia

Population11.257 billion

CapitalMalachi
LeaderQuincy Green

CurrencyPoko
AnimalFancy Rat

The Summatory Socialist Republic of Captiotia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Quincy Green with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.257 billion Captiot love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malachi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Captiotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,992 trillion Pokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 265,843 Pokoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, Malachi spends billions upgrading public transport, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime is totally unknown. Captiotia's national animal is the Fancy Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Captiotia is ranked 159,017th in the world and 47th in Furry Antifascist Alliance for Most Pro-Market, scoring -87.67 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 92ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 143rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 193rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 211thHighest Average Tax Rates: 216thMost Compassionate Citizens: 235thMost Advanced Public Education: 242ndMost Pacifist: 246thMost Inclusive: 250thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 250thNicest Citizens: 271stLargest Governments: 306thMost Developed: 328thLongest Average Lifespans: 395thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 434thMost Beautiful Environments: 444thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 463rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 489thSmartest Citizens: 536thHighest Poor Incomes: 604thMost Subsidized Industry: 651stHealthiest Citizens: 767thSafest: 866thBest Weather: 885thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,000thLowest Crime Rates: 1,018thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,207thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,391stMost Cultured: 1,603rdTop
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Most Secular: 1,927thHighest Average Incomes: 2,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,645thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,333rdHighest Economic Output: 3,507thTop
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Most Influential: 11,099thMost Income Equality: 11,765th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, Malachi spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.

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