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Largest Welfare Programs: 72ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 119thMost Pacifist: 174th
The Summatory Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
All for One, One for All
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Captiotia

Population15.744 billion

CapitalMalachi
LeaderQuincy-Claude Green

CurrencyPoko
AnimalFancy Rat

The Summatory Socialist Republic of Captiotia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Quincy-Claude Green with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.744 billion Captiot are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malachi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Captiotian economy, worth a remarkable 4,511 trillion Pokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 286,558 Pokoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown. Captiotia's national animal is the Fancy Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Captiotia is ranked 1,186th in the world and 1st in Red Archipelago for Most Cultured, scoring 299 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 72ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 119thMost Pacifist: 174thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174thMost Advanced Public Education: 175thMost Compassionate Citizens: 181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 190thNicest Citizens: 211thMost Inclusive: 214thMost Advanced Public Transport: 242ndLargest Governments: 260thMost Beautiful Environments: 317thMost Developed: 377thHighest Food Quality: 380thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 383rdLongest Average Lifespans: 413thSmartest Citizens: 425thLeast Corrupt Governments: 462ndBest Weather: 555thHealthiest Citizens: 567thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 669thHighest Poor Incomes: 708thMost Secular: 817thMost Cheerful Citizens: 907thMost Subsidized Industry: 941stLowest Crime Rates: 944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 968thSafest: 1,039thMost Cultured: 1,186thMost Efficient Economies: 1,333rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,412thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,538thHighest Economic Output: 2,759thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,053rdMost Income Equality: 12,298thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,287thMost Patriotic: 17,402ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,590th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Captiotia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Captiotia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Captiotia, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Captiotia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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