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Captain Lard

Population5.707 billion

CapitalOutKast Hey Ya
Leaderfat mario
FaithOutKast Hey Ya

CurrencyOutKast Hey Ya
AnimalOutKast Hey Ya

The Fat of Captain Lard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by fat mario with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.707 billion Captain Lardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OutKast Hey Ya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Captain Lardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,539 trillion OutKast Hey Yas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 269,791 OutKast Hey Yas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,485,222 per year while the poor average 2,964, a ratio of 838 to 1.

Many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of OutKast Hey Yas and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Captain Lard's national animal is the OutKast Hey Ya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is OutKast Hey Ya.

Captain Lard is ranked 30,661st in the world and 8th in Lardyland for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 110.25 on the Hayek Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 91stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 298thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 472ndFattest Citizens: 486thMost Avoided: 552ndLargest Retail Industry: 858thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 925thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,043rdMost Secular: 1,067thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,080thMost Armed: 1,118thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,139thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,345thRudest Citizens: 1,645thLargest Mining Sector: 1,685thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,129thMost Efficient Economies: 2,215thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,489thHighest Average Incomes: 2,748thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,846thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,980thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,430thHighest Crime Rates: 3,747thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,988thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,047thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,429thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,504thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,763rdNudest: 6,376thLargest Black Market: 7,301stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,043rdHighest Economic Output: 10,615thTop
Largest Governments: 11,711thSmartest Citizens: 15,701st
Most Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

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