|Capital||OutKast Hey Ya|
|Faith||OutKast Hey Ya|
|Currency||OutKast Hey Ya|
|Animal||OutKast Hey Ya|
The Maxwell of Captain Lard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by maxwell with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.094 billion Captain Lardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OutKast Hey Ya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Captain Lardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,372 trillion OutKast Hey Yas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 269,398 OutKast Hey Yas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,481,609 per year while the poor average 2,959, a ratio of 838 to 1.
Electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, and many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Captain Lard's national animal is the OutKast Hey Ya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is OutKast Hey Ya.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Captain Lard proposed constructing embassies between Lardyland and Benevolent Leaders.
- : Captain Lard proposed constructing embassies between Lardyland and Alvaria.
- : Captain Lard proposed constructing embassies between Lardyland and Confederacy of Layem.
- : Captain Lard proposed constructing embassies between Lardyland and The Sith United Nations.
- : Captain Lard agreed to construct embassies between Lardyland and Alnobia.
- : Captain Lard agreed to construct embassies between Lardyland and DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT.
- : Captain Lard's influence in Lardyland rose from "Zero" to "Handshaker".
- : Captain Lard lodged a message on the Lardyland Regional Message Board.
- : Captain Lard relocated from Laraniem to Lardyland.
- : Captain Lard lodged a message on the Laraniem Regional Message Board.