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Most Valuable International Artwork: 269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 334thFattest Citizens: 509th
The Fat of
Corporate Police State
I am fat
fat mario
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Captain Lard

Population7.117 billion

CapitalOutKast Hey Ya
Leaderfat mario
FaithOutKast Hey Ya

CurrencyOutKast Hey Ya
AnimalOutKast Hey Ya

The Fat of Captain Lard is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by fat mario with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.117 billion Captain Lardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OutKast Hey Ya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Captain Lardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,946 trillion OutKast Hey Yas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 273,531 OutKast Hey Yas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,426,956 per year while the poor average 4,264, a ratio of 569 to 1.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South OutKast Hey Ya Sea, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Captain Lard's national animal is the OutKast Hey Ya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is OutKast Hey Ya.

Captain Lard is ranked 44,028th in the world and 12th in Lardyland for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,131.12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 334thFattest Citizens: 509thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 510thMost Avoided: 580thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 702ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 864thLargest Retail Industry: 970thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,011thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,078thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,128thMost Secular: 1,174thMost Armed: 1,231stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,471stLargest Mining Sector: 1,802ndRudest Citizens: 2,113thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,453rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,534thHighest Average Incomes: 2,776thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,899thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,145thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,474thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,057thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,066thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,320thHighest Crime Rates: 4,852ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,855thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,144thMost Patriotic: 5,163rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,901stNudest: 6,493rdLargest Black Market: 6,843rdHighest Economic Output: 8,762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,563rdTop
Largest Governments: 12,100thSmartest Citizens: 16,117thMost Conservative: 19,051st
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the region

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