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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 714th Most Influential: 1,138th Rudest Citizens: 8,530th
The Rogue Nation of
New York Times Democracy
Raccoons (or trash pandas, whatever floats your boat)
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Captain Coons Rodent Coalition

Population2.106 billion

LeaderCaptain Coon


The Rogue Nation of Captain Coons Rodent Coalition is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Coon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.106 billion Rodents enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raccoonia. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rodent economy, worth 261 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,367 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, Captain Coon has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Raccoonia to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain Coons Rodent Coalition's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Captain Coons Rodent Coalition is ranked 140,751st in the world and 8,617th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 21.81 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 714thMost Influential: 1,138thTop
Rudest Citizens: 8,530thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,956thLargest Retail Industry: 9,457thMost Devout: 10,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,637thMost Developed: 11,857thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,136thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,574thMost Efficient Economies: 13,491stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,390thMost Cultured: 14,910thSmartest Citizens: 15,719thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,898thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,520th
Rudest Citizens: 398th in the regionMost Influential: 419th in the regionMost Devout: 424th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 437th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 459th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 479th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 583rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 647th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 661st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 667th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 676th in the regionMost Developed: 684th in the regionMost Cultured: 758th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 760th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 797th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 831st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 835th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 862nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 896th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 924th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 930th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 933rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 964th in the region

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