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Most Ignorant Citizens: 20,393rdMost Primitive: 20,597th
The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State
Cabdain Blood is fond of boedry
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Captain Blood

Population1.186 billion

Currencypiece of eight
Animalshark

The Free Land of Captain Blood is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.186 billion Captain Bloodians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The Captain Bloodian economy, worth 54.3 trillion pieces of eight a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,756 pieces of eight, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Captain Blood will pay them to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain Blood's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Captain Blood is ranked 193,213th in the world and 10th in BLITZKRIEG for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 20,393rdMost Primitive: 20,597th
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Captain Blood, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Captain Blood will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Blood, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Blood, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Blood, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Blood, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Blood, Leader has just been declared ruler of Captain Blood in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Blood, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Blood, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Blood, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Blood, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.

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