The Theocracy of Captain Bison is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 25.953 billion Captain Bisonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Captain Bisonian economy, worth 838 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,300 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain Bison's national animal is the YES Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Captain Bison is ranked 186,009^th in the world and 31^st in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest for Largest Governments, scoring 11.27 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.