by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 429th Most Influential: 5,080th Highest Economic Output: 8,504th
The Ruthless Ways of
Capitalist Paradise
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Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Capt Morgan

Population31.578 billion

Currencybottles of rum

The Ruthless Ways of Capt Morgan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 31.578 billion Capt Morganians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Spirituality, and International Aid also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The very strong Capt Morganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion bottleses of rum a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,703 bottleses of rum, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Divorce is illegal, genetic researchers have been expelled, the government is reigning in public spending, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is moderate. Capt Morgan's national animal is the captain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Capt Morgan is ranked 137,241st in the world and 4th in World Pirates Alliance for Smartest Citizens, with 19.47 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 429thTop
Most Influential: 5,080thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,504thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,309thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,900thLargest Black Market: 15,932nd

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