by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 445th Most Influential: 4,747th Highest Economic Output: 8,113th
The Ruthless Ways of
Capitalist Paradise
Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life for Me
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Ruthless Ways of Capt Morgan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 30.476 billion Capt Morganians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, International Aid, and Public Transport are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The very strong Capt Morganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,240 trillion bottleses of rum a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,703 bottleses of rum, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Divorce is illegal, genetic researchers have been expelled, the government is reigning in public spending, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is moderate. Capt Morgan's national animal is the captain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Capt Morgan is ranked 53,229th in the world and 1st in World Pirates Alliance for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.3 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Populations: 445thTop
Most Influential: 4,747thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,113thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,836thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,750thLargest Black Market: 14,638th

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