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Most Influential: 4,322nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,740th Most Developed: 8,145th
The A U R E I of
New York Times Democracy
Now let's have a look at your soggy bottom
Mary Berry
Lindenholt's Favourite Puppet
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Population11.392 billion

CapitalVape Naysh
LeaderMary Berry

CurrencyLindian Virgin
AnimalKing of Lindenholt

The A U R E I of Capsland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mary Berry with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.392 billion Dutch Terrorists enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vape Naysh. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion Lindian Virgins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,741 Lindian Virgins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Capsland, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Mary Berry to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capsland's national animal is the King of Lindenholt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vaping.

Capsland is ranked 140,436th in the world and 55th in Sunalaya for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 4,322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,740thMost Developed: 8,145thHighest Economic Output: 8,291stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,024thSafest: 10,231stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,270thMost Pacifist: 10,423rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,537thSmartest Citizens: 10,793rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,009thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,356thMost Cultured: 11,782ndBest Weather: 11,894thHealthiest Citizens: 12,188thNudest: 12,814thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,047thMost Secular: 14,075thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,279thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,318thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,674thMost Efficient Economies: 14,695thLowest Crime Rates: 14,910thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,936thHighest Average Incomes: 16,617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,907thLargest Governments: 16,982ndLargest Populations: 17,090th
Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the region

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