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Largest Retail Industry: 1,989thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,042ndNicest Citizens: 4,124th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
All the world under one roof
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Caprinia

Population4.018 billion

CapitalVille-Marie
LeaderFitzroy Delacroix
FaithCatholic Christianity

CurrencyCaprinian dollar
AnimalLion

The Empire of Caprinia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Fitzroy Delacroix with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.018 billion Caprinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville-Marie. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caprinian economy, worth 736 trillion Caprinian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,390 Caprinian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Caprinia has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Fitzroy Delacroix on Caprinia's coulrophobia epidemic, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caprinia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Caprinia is ranked 26,404th in the world and 176th in Europeia for Highest Economic Output, with 736 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,989thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,042ndNicest Citizens: 4,124thMost Efficient Economies: 4,683rdMost Inclusive: 4,923rdMost Devout: 5,232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,419thMost Cultured: 5,898thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,010thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,687thHealthiest Citizens: 7,440thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,689thLowest Crime Rates: 8,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,636thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,912thMost Developed: 9,711thLargest Governments: 10,517thSmartest Citizens: 10,803rdMost Influential: 11,254thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,779thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,460thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,916thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,044thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,053rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,869thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,611thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,938th
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Largest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionNicest Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Average: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caprinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Caprinia was endorsed by The Republic of Bolger.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Fitzroy Delacroix on Caprinia's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, Caprinia has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders.
  • : Caprinia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Caprinia, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.

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