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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,417th Rudest Citizens: 3,729th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,367th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Bordello
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Capitalistma

Population270 million

CurrencyMiltons
AnimalKraken

The Holy Empire of Capitalistma is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 270 million Capitalistmen are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalistman economy, worth 28.1 trillion Miltons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,975 Miltons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 648,070 per year while the poor average 7,127, a ratio of 90.9 to 1.

Fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Capitalistma's national animal is the Kraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Capitalistma is ranked 26,789th in the world and 47th in Spiritus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,274.62 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,417thRudest Citizens: 3,729thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,367thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,657thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,575thFattest Citizens: 6,949thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,980thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,354thLargest Retail Industry: 7,369thMost Pro-Market: 7,845thTop
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Most Avoided: 9,220thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,875thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,434th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistma, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistma, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistma, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistma, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistma, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistma, there is something rotten in the state of Capitalistma.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistma, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistma, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistma, a third of Capitalistmen are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Capitalistma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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