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Most Armed: 5,631st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5,644th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,735th
The Socialist Union of
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CaPiTaLiStIc RuSsIa

Population1.57 billion

LeaderVladimir Lenin
FaithGreek Orthodox

AnimalSiberian Tiger

The Socialist Union of CaPiTaLiStIc RuSsIa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.57 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.5%.

The frighteningly efficient CaPiTaLiStIc RuSsIan economy, worth 183 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,056 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, politicians are forced to vote with their party leaders, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CaPiTaLiStIc RuSsIa's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox.

CaPiTaLiStIc RuSsIa is ranked 24,608th in the world and 8th in Lardyland for Most Developed, scoring 71.52 on the Human Development Index.

Most Armed: 5,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,644thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,735thLargest Retail Industry: 7,172ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,837thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,243rdLargest Black Market: 12,559thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,938thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,120thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,774thMost Secular: 13,796thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,354th
Most Inclusive: 4th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the region

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