by Max Barry

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,483rdMost Primitive: 12,638th
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Capitalist primitivism

Population14 million

AnimalThe monkey

The Free Land of Capitalist primitivism is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The democratic, devout population of 14 million Capitalist primitivismians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Capitalist primitivismian economy, worth 424 billion Sugars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 30,342 Sugars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, genetic researchers have been expelled, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitalist primitivism's national animal is the The monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist primitivism is ranked 213,827th in the world and 393rd in The Free Nations Region for Most Beautiful Environments, with 237.9 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,483rdTop
Most Primitive: 12,638th
Most Primitive: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the region

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