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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 268th
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Capitalist Paradise

Population38.047 billion

LeaderAyn Rand's ghost


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.047 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,148 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 214,169 simoleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 229,061st in the world and 6,867th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -28.35 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 268thLargest Populations: 304thLargest Mining Sector: 339thFattest Citizens: 477thHighest Economic Output: 703rdMost Avoided: 998thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,052ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,257thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,263rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,276thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,323rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,425thLargest Retail Industry: 1,603rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,813thSmartest Citizens: 3,123rdRudest Citizens: 3,808thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,354thMost Influential: 4,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,968thHighest Average Incomes: 5,332ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,844thMost Stationary: 7,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,290thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,812thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,525thLowest Crime Rates: 21,608th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 64th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 92nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 128th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 145th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 175th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 203rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 269th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 374th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 394th in the regionMost Politically Free: 435th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 490th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 594th in the region

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