by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 340th
The Grand Bazaar of
Laissez-faire, everywhere
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.74 billion Capitalist Paradiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 6,684 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 217,454 simoleons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 907,343 per year while the poor average 34,018, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, Capitalist Paradiseans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 102,355th in the world and 2,158th in the Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 10.8 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 340thLargest Mining Sector: 340thLargest Populations: 363rdFattest Citizens: 421stLargest Retail Industry: 436thLargest Information Technology Sector: 458thHighest Economic Output: 572ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 771stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 836thRudest Citizens: 843rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 877thMost Avoided: 877thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,055thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,349thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,957thSmartest Citizens: 2,226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,596thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,149thMost Influential: 3,343rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,503rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,417thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,482ndLargest Black Market: 8,903rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,933rdMost Stationary: 12,877thMost Politically Free: 13,948thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,972nd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 146th in the regionMost Stationary: 148th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 159th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 174th in the regionMost Politically Free: 174th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 215th in the regionLargest Black Market: 216th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 224th in the region

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