The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.047 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,148 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 214,169 simoleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 229,061^st in the world and 6,867^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -28.35 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.