The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.74 billion Capitalist Paradiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 6,684 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 217,454 simoleons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 907,343 per year while the poor average 34,018, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, Capitalist Paradiseans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 102,355^th in the world and 2,158^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 10.8 Prayers Per Hour.