Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114th Largest Information Technology Sector: 309th
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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.621 billion Capitalist Paradiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 6,344 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 214,184 simoleons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 982,275 per year while the poor average 28,371, a ratio of 34.6 to 1.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 309th in the world and 6th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 65,790.34 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 309thLargest Retail Industry: 312thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 364thLargest Mining Sector: 364thLargest Populations: 386thFattest Citizens: 414thHighest Economic Output: 579thRudest Citizens: 678thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 751stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 838thLeast Corrupt Governments: 882ndMost Avoided: 883rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,045thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,067thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,793rdSmartest Citizens: 2,039thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,632ndMost Influential: 2,750thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,375thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,796thMost Pro-Market: 8,852ndLargest Black Market: 8,883rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,021stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,821stMost Stationary: 16,028th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 140th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 154th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 158th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 178th in the regionMost Stationary: 179th in the regionLargest Black Market: 190th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 272nd in the region

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