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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 265th
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Capitalist Paradise

Population41.563 billion

LeaderAyn Rand's ghost


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 41.563 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,788 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,462 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, families burn Ayn Rand's ghost's latest official photograph to keep warm, and most ambassadors from Capitalist Paradise retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 242,371st in the world and 6,659th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 265thLargest Populations: 299thLargest Mining Sector: 382ndFattest Citizens: 546thHighest Economic Output: 831stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,158thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,406thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,513thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,552ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,594thMost Avoided: 1,803rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,999thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,320thSmartest Citizens: 3,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,957thMost Influential: 5,164thRudest Citizens: 5,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,302ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,511thMost Stationary: 6,008thHighest Average Incomes: 6,377thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,419thLowest Crime Rates: 23,589th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionMost Avoided: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 106th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 153rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 162nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 175th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 181st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 305th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 494th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 617th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 619th in the regionMost Politically Free: 657th in the region

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