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Rudest Citizens: 691stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,425thLargest Retail Industry: 1,561st
The Free Confederated Enterprise of
Anarchy
Freedom of Wealth, Wealth of Pride, Pride of Strength
The Chair
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Capitalist Golborne

Population1.514 billion

CapitalCentral Golborne
LeaderThe Chair
FaithRespect And Fortune

CurrencyCoin
AnimalDonkey

The Free Confederated Enterprise of Capitalist Golborne is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Chair with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.514 billion Golborners live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Golborne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalist Golbornean economy, worth 355 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 234,968 Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 848,168 per year while the poor average 46,500, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Golborne's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Respect And Fortune.

Capitalist Golborne is ranked 110,626th in the world and 3,968th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.11 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 691stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,425thLargest Retail Industry: 1,561stMost Efficient Economies: 1,764thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,773rdTop
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Most Avoided: 2,459thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,511thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,915thFattest Citizens: 2,946thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,053rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,398thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,626thHighest Average Incomes: 4,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,310thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,342ndMost Influential: 5,481stLargest Mining Sector: 5,692ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,777thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,201stMost Secular: 7,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,603rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,617thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,885thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,997thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,252ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,557thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,858thMost Cultured: 10,251stSmartest Citizens: 10,288thTop
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Most Armed: 12,288thLargest Governments: 16,269thMost Inclusive: 16,854thLargest Black Market: 19,423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,746thMost Developed: 20,154thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,192ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,345th
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Rudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Avoided: 46th in the regionFattest Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 150th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 156th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 158th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 170th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 178th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 195th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 215th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 246th in the regionMost Secular: 262nd in the regionMost Cultured: 265th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 272nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 282nd in the regionMost Armed: 299th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 338th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 406th in the regionMost Influential: 420th in the regionLargest Governments: 459th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 540th in the regionLargest Black Market: 548th in the regionMost Inclusive: 549th in the regionMost Developed: 601st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 626th in the regionNudest: 697th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 702nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 714th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 739th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 768th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Golborne, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Golborne, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Golborne, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Capitalist Golborne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Golborne, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Golborne, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Golborne, people in Capitalist Golborne can die peacefully knowing that all their debts are paid.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Golborne, the government spends billions to protect Capitalist Golborne from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Capitalist Golborne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Golborne, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.

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