by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 652nd Largest Retail Industry: 947th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,070th
The Incorporated States of
Anarchy
*dolphin noises*
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Capitalist Dolphins

Population567 million

Currencysand dollar
Animalporpoise

The Incorporated States of Capitalist Dolphins is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 567 million Dolphins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolphinian economy, worth 82.4 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,410 sand dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 903,523 per year while the poor average 10,047, a ratio of 89.9 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Capitalist Dolphins's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalist Dolphins is ranked 113,413th in the world and 2,229th in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Rudest Citizens: 652ndLargest Retail Industry: 947thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,070thHighest Crime Rates: 1,117thMost Armed: 1,506thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,909thFattest Citizens: 2,012thMost Avoided: 2,263rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,323rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,363rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,969thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,663rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,008thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,887thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,406thMost Politically Free: 5,728thLargest Mining Sector: 6,243rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,708thMost Pro-Market: 8,116thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,590thTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,410thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,716thMost Efficient Economies: 13,677thHighest Average Incomes: 13,752ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,918thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,433rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,959thMost Extreme: 18,514th
Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 54th in the regionFattest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 65th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 65th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 86th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Politically Free: 102nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 120th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 123rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 156th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 171st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 197th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 209th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 245th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 295th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 297th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 298th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 317th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 385th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 390th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 419th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Capitalist Dolphins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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