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Rudest Citizens: 471st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 687th Largest Retail Industry: 713th
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Capitalist Dolphins

Population1.963 billion

Currencysand dollar

The Incorporated States of Capitalist Dolphins is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.963 billion Dolphins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolphinian economy, worth 341 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 174,211 sand dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,177,249 per year while the poor average 9,533, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Half the Dolphinian Army consists of Brasilistani contractors, the Great Capitalist Dolphins Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, the diplomatic corps stinks, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Capitalist Dolphins's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalist Dolphins is ranked 167,474th in the world and 6th in Tasmanian Trailer Park for Safest, scoring 3.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 471stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 687thLargest Retail Industry: 713thHighest Crime Rates: 779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,005thMost Armed: 1,014thFattest Citizens: 1,228thMost Avoided: 1,457thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,684thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,733rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,911thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,486thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,887thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,336thLargest Mining Sector: 3,451stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,768thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,562ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,987thMost Pro-Market: 7,077thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,355thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,434thHighest Drug Use: 9,488thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,610thMost Efficient Economies: 10,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,291stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,491stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,327thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,631stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,238th

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