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Largest Retail Industry: 443rd Rudest Citizens: 448th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 541st
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Capitalist Dolphins

Population2.539 billion

Currencysand dollar
Animalporpoise

The Incorporated States of Capitalist Dolphins is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.539 billion Dolphins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Dolphinian economy, worth 431 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 169,818 sand dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,276,498 per year while the poor average 6,477, a ratio of 197 to 1.

The wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Capitalist Dolphins's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalist Dolphins is ranked 1,740th in the world and 1st in Tasmanian Trailer Park for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,939.55 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 443rdRudest Citizens: 448thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 541stHighest Crime Rates: 636thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 783rdMost Armed: 810thFattest Citizens: 1,116thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,180thMost Avoided: 1,321stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,323rdTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,740thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,546thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,962ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,331stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,426thLargest Mining Sector: 3,655thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,800thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,988thMost Pro-Market: 5,820thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,265thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,125thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,311thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,050thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,192ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,203rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,542ndLargest Insurance Industry: 13,210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,921stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,600thNudest: 16,441st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, politicians have tenure.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, laws are littered with references to cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalist Dolphins, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements.

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